Now I can get back to doing nothing

Well, my reading and writing homework for Japanese is done. So now I can go back to living...no...ENJOYING life again!

 cow of inner worth approves of this.

So yeah, life is all good again. I can get back to writing what I want, doing homework as it suits me best and being stupid with friends.

I've got my friend Kat visiting me soon. This is amazing news. I mean, how can you not be excited about seeing the friend who from the word go joked with you about having sex with kangaroos? 

This is all for you, Kat. <3

The original joke behind the whole kangaroo fucking topic was that there is a law in Australia which states that you may only LEGALLY fuck a kangaroo if you are drunk. I know right? What a handy loophole!

 

Now all my future trips to Australia to visit my family (at some point when I can be bothered that is) will be enhanced by the kangaroo luvin' I can have...LEGALLY!

Do you know what amuses me more though? When you type "sexy kangaroo" into Google images, you see this...

 

Whut the FUCK is that!? She has a whole other LIFE FORM bursting out from her chest!

 

Where have I seen this before...?

 

Close...Close...but not quite what I was thinking of...

 

 

Mmm...phalic.

Much better.

Anyway, the point is, I am free to do my own thing...and kagaroo-pouch mother care shirts are shit scary.

If I ever become a mother, I want to be able to humiliate my child like that. I want to be the sort of mother who kids never want to admit is theirs in public.

Well I'm off to write~ I shall put up the next chapter of Dream walker when I forget to procrastinate...

Bye bye~ xxxx