RUSSELL HOWARD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! *ahem* sorry...
Yeah so I went to see Russell Howard live at the London O2 Arena with Lucy, Billy and James yesterday.
RUSSEL HOWARD - FUCK YEAH!
His show was AMAZING - I actually laughed so hard that I had a panic attack from hyperventilating so much as I left.
One of his best jokes was about the random metaphors people use to explain that someone is gay.
It would be simpler if we all gays wore penis
suits. Right, Dick?
For example, one of the ones he used was,
"Hmm I think he likes to put his skipping rope in the glove compartment..."
Ouch.
Or,
"They like to put their cake in wheelie bins!"
What a waste...that's some fine
gay cake right there.
This joke was ended by Russell shouting,
"FOR FUCKS SAKE! Just SAY what is really going on here! HE LIKES TO FUCK MEN! HE LIKES TO FUCK MEN!" *inappropriate crotch thrusting of awsomeness*
Steve approves of this.
His show was just one excellent joke after another, he ripped apart Twilight, Beiber, the Royal family, Katy Perry, Gaga and many other silly TV personalities.
We didn't get back until gone midnight and we were all exhausted when we finally reached Oxford again. (Considering we left for London at 10 this was a pretty long day)
The only downside was that Kat couldn't come to London with us. It was a shame, I would have loved her to be there. We had an excellent weekend with her around in Oxford though, we saw Tangled (fucking brilliant film), ate at Yo Sushi! and watched Water Boys - another crack-tastic Japanese film all about an all male synchronised swimming team. (Also well worth the watch)
We also watched Despicable Me together, that is a great film, so funny.
PEOOOOW! GO CHUBBEH
CHILD GOOOOO!
And with that - I think it is time to go pick Lucy up from Uni~ Byeee~
yeah pick me up baby~
ReplyDeletedon't you be winking at the bus-stop now
not so funny when i try and come up with euphemisms is it? I'll work on that.
I don't know if YOU'VE ever worn ladies' underwear in front of 15thousand people.
Watching Russell Howard live? You can give me an insight. I noted on TV the other night that he appears to be sporting a large penis or very large balls. Live, where you sat, do you remember that being the case or was it just the cut of his trousers?
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