AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Hello...

If pictures could express how I am feeling right now...it would probably be this picture;

AAAAAAAARGUH

Or maybe...this one?

 You fuck my wife??

NEIN!

Or maybe like THIS one...just without the murderous...racist...homophobic...mass murdering and sly backbone!

...well I thought it was funny...

Anyway - moving on from angry babies and Hitler, the reason I am so wound up is because I have to leave Uni today...and it has been stressful enough leading up to this final event without all the shit that has happened today making me feel like hammering nails into my eyes.

Not to mention I had to say good bye to my fantastic girlfriend yesterday for the summer and that has left me feeling really down on top of it all.

I may need one of these babys...

 

ALL OF MY STUFF IS PACKED AND ON TIME TOO, might I just add before anyone asks what I did wrong.

No, the blame all lays on my parents. Who not only fucked up my chances of having my brother pick me up earlier than this (tomorow is the final deadline for leaving Uni accomodation) but now they have fucked over the kind person picking me up by telling them the WRONG thing and blaming it on me! I told this guy exactly what I needed to happen, and my Dad then told him something differant it would seem.

My shoulders ache from lifting heavy boxes all day today and yesterday and packing. I'm tired, not sure when the van is going to turn up, hoping that the uncle picking me up can FIND my halls because he has never been here before and it's a BITCH to navigate.

All in all...not a good day so far. All I want right now is to go home, unpack my things and have a big hug from my girlfriend. However...I don't know when I will next see Lucy because everything COSTS SO MUCH MONEY and after buying a house for next year yesterday I don't have squat. Not to mention I am only going back home to angry parents and am promised a long car journey with a miffed/stressed/tired uncle. Great.

Well, I'm sorry. I've been pestered for a new post for ages and after a long time of promising with no results you get a rant rather than another attempt at me trying to be funny.

I shall show you this to compensate you.

Don't say I never get you nothin' - this is all for you right here...it sums up all my love and affection for you that is buried under so much bile at the moment. I love you man.

Have a good day. Peace out.

EXAM FAIL

Why hello there~

So yeah, you're probably wondering why I sound so cheerful when I have a title such as "exam fail"? This is because I just had a nap so I am hyper as usual...I was so gloomy earlier but I put this down to having had no sleep, I was running on coffee and I was awaiting the time in which I could meet my own messy fate. Asking me to think in Japanese at half nine in the morning is not a good way to get my best work out of me I have found. But oh well, the powers that be wanted me to enter Oxford University for the first time half awake, grumpy aswell as scared apparently.

I wish I had stress cake...

But anyway, the exam went as well as could be expected considering the conditions my body was being put under. When we came out a few friends and I went to a coffee shop where I had more caffine with no food, and guess what happened people? I had a panic attack. YAY! Fun times~ I was all tingly, shakey aaand I looked like I was drunk when I walked because I was really dizzy. Heres the maths for you,

No sleep + lots of caffine + lots of stress + 2 hour Japanese exam + no food = panic attack.

GRAH COMPUTER CRASHED. I hate it when it does that while I'm blogging and I have to re-write everything...mehneh.

So yeah - now the only thing stopping me from enjoying the new semester to it's fullest potential is my Japanese reading and writing homework. I am a naughty girl. I have left it really late - it is due tomorow...

Have I ever told you I am scared of caterpillars and sloths?

No?

Why the sudden topic jump, I hear you ask~ No reason really...

I was just thinking how lazy I am...and it made me think of lazy caterpillars and sloths - so I had to supress a shudder. I am freaked out by many things. But these two creatures scare me big time.

...

Okay I was going to put in pictures of sloths and caterpillars because I have a morbid curiosity for things that scare me. The sloths I could just about stomach - the caterpillars made me feel sick and I am sorry but I just couldn't do it...

 

HOW CAN PEOPLE THINK THESE FUCKERS ARE CUTE?!

*ahem* Sorry, went off on one there...

So yeah - I am the queen of procrastination. It's healthy to procrastinate sometimes. But if you do it to the level I procrastinate to - and soon you find yourself living like a hobo and drooling like an idiot as you stare incompetently at your incomplete work...

I'm going to see Russel Howard soooon~ Oh do I love me some Russell! Billy, Lucy, James and I will all be going together to watch him live in London~! Fun, fun fun! He's kind of sexy in a weird...geeky sort of way really. He reminds me a little of my character Jacques (I will put up another chapter of Dream Walker in my next post by the way) except he doesn't have a stupidly sweet tooth, as far as I know. 

I should stop procrastinating...

I should get my work done...

But...But...

Oh FINE! I WILL get it done then! FUCK YOU! That's right - I went there. I feel your dissaproving stare across the realm of teh internets...Iseewhatyoudidthar.

If I come back online to blog again...when you next see me hit me in the face with something heavy. I deserve this.

Ja nee~ xxxx

(Oh and I must apologise to Silje for spelling her name wrong...Norwegian confuses me.)