Lucy and I have found a house we REALLY want. But to have this house we have to find a third person, because it is a three bedroomed house and the University won't give it to any group less than a three because of this.
We have had two people who have raised our hopes slightly for having this house, but (through no fault of their own) have had to gently turn us down. We need this house. Not only is it the cutest little house, (only five rooms in totall, a kitchen, bathroom and three bedrooms) but it is VERY cheap for Oxford housing. A two person place can cost each person up to £210 a week, without all bills included. This would cost us £82 pp, only excluding internet bills.
This is Puggy, contemplating the strifes of this world.
Puggy is a metaphor for my feelings of worries
and insecurites.
But yeah, at least I've made a good friend out of this problem. One of the people who was thinking of joining us is called Alastair, a.k.a Prickman. Prickman is his nickname which Asya gave to him, it has stuck. However this has caused some troubles when it comes to remembering it;
Alastair: so, wanna take my number so we can keep in touch?
Me: HOKAY! *takes number* ...
Alastair: what's wrong?
Me: what's your name again? Prick...what?
Alastair + Lucy: *bursts out laughing while I look genuinly confused*
Alastair: ahh~ we're gonna get along!
Me:...?
OH! Billy brought me an early Valentine's cupcake! As my husband he felt it was his duty, it had a cute little heart plastic ring on top. It tasted weird though, so I felt I had to let the others know of course, in my usual manner...
OH! Billy brought me an early Valentine's cupcake! As my husband he felt it was his duty, it had a cute little heart plastic ring on top. It tasted weird though, so I felt I had to let the others know of course, in my usual manner...
Me: this tastes funny...
Billy: how so?
Me: it's crunchy on the outside...and gooey on the inside...a bit like eating Nick Clegg...
Billy, Lucy and Alastair: *burst out laughing*
So yeaaah...I think that's all that has been going on lately... OH! Billy, James, Lucy and I also watched the Japanese 70's film "House" the other day. It was hilarious, not only because it is from the 70's and so is not of the BEST quality when it comes to special effects...
The front cover...
A piano eating a girl... "this is rather strange"
I hear you say. But oh, it gets better!
It's as trippy and psychadelic as any film could be
and still remain legal.
"AHAHAHAHAHAA!"
Hmm...giant lips...maybe I should stop taking acid now...
Nice legs...too bad you are being electrocuted
and will soon be hopping round as dismembered legs.
"Hello thar!"
So yeah, this film is just another excuse for Japanese people to see naked, scared school girls, the nakedness, I don't mind, it's rather nice since they are all pretty cute girls. However, the deaths and the crack-tastic-ness (yes this is a technical term I will have you know) is just an added treat to me. I actually really enjoyed it, it is a brilliant film to laugh over with friends.
And to top it off, THIS woman;
She looks like almost EXACTLY like our Japanese reading and writing teacher...
Except with white hair.
Me: Is it just me, or does she look like Suzuko-sensei?
Others: OMG YES!
Lucy: Except with white hair...omg...SHE'S SUZUKO THE WHITE! (You can tell we've been having LOTR's marathons...)
Us: *burst out laughing*
*later on in the film, suzuko rises from her wheelchair, after claiming earlier that she was bound to it, and the girls step back in shock*
Lucy: OMG SHE'S EXACTLY LIKE GANDALF!...OR SARUMAN!
Me: *man voice* I AM SARUMAN!
Lucy: *man voice* I have had a sex change!
Me: *trying not to laugh in her man voice* These silicon boobs are so heavy! How do you girls do it?!
So yeah... It was fun.
Ambrosio rates this film 9/10.
Adios!
Edit: Okay, so I have just been reminded that Prickman's nickname is actually "Prickston". Sorry Pricky! Except this just proves my point that I cannot remember anything after Prick...I HAS THE MOSTEST IMPORTANT BIT DOWN! : <
