Wagamama and Camerooooon

Well helloooo there!

MY ESSAY IS GONE! FINISHED! DONE! Hopefully it won't come back to haunt me...

It was sent in DEAD on time (literally bang on the 16:00 deadline) and it has made me feel so happy now that it is gone. I suddenly appreciate life again~

However, it was the biggest pile of crap I have EVER written - I doubt even this guy could make it sounds any better,

And he is the KING of bullshit.Is it only me who finds Cameron's face so FUNNY? His expressions are golden and provides me with a ready source of entertainment when I have nothing better to do with my time. For example;

 Cameron: thinking: "Maybe if I pull a 'serious-thinky' face then voters will believe I know what I am talking about..."

Cameron: "Ooooh yoooou~" *camp hand drop*

Cameron: "Wuuuun....twoooo....threeee....f-four?"

 Cameron: thinking: "Mmmmm....puppy..." *mental lip licking*

Cameron: "To help all you all understand my new agenda - which I am sure all of the upperclass will appreciate - I will demonstrate what my party is all about through the medium of DANCE~"

Cameron: "Why hello cute little child."

Cameron: thinking: "I will make sure you will NEVER see a university...unlike my children...in fact when I leave I will have to wash my hands clean of your lower class touch. Mmmyes."

Cameron: thinking: "Mmmm....yes....Nick, a little more to the left..."

*Ahem* Sorry I'll behave now. Anyway - what I actually came on to blog about was not our current Prime Minister - but the fact that I am so happy to be rid of my essay. I went out with a LOT of friends from my Japanese course - we went to Wagamamas for dinner. The food was fantastic and it was SOOOOO MUCH FUN! I love all of my friends~!

 Still, can't get to happy about everything, I have an exam to do tomorow and another one to revise for on Monday. Then I AM HOME FREEEEE - and I can go to Kettering to spend Christmas with Emily and Vannessa! It's not that I'm not enjoying University - I love it here. I just need a break and I miss my old friends back home. Emily, Kat and Cristina I LOVES YOOOU! And I always will.

Well, I think it's time I went home and let Lucy get some sleep don't you?

Night all~ xxx

I'M DYING!!!!

Hi again! I know I haven't posted anything in a while, but I will explain why! I SWEAR it is a good excuse!

 Okay sooo as you know, I've not been feeling very well lately. My doctor has since explained to me that the problem isn't what he thought it was originally...but it's all okay 'cos I'm not dying.

 Not from an illness or anything anyway.

No.

What is killing me is my FINAL INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS ESSAAAAY! guh.

 I feel just as fucked as these divers:

  Except I am less ignorant of my fate. Also there will be a lot less teeth in my demise. (I hope.)

This essay is not a long one...it shouldn't really be that hard. However, as it turns out, it is pretty damn hard. It is due in tomorow at four and I am CRAPPING myself. 
I hear some of you saying "why the hell are you blogging then!?"

Because I am trying to take a break before I just let my panic take hold of me again. That is why.

Btw people - I believe I have said how much I adore my friend Lucy before but I SAY IT AGAIN!

I LOVE YOU LUCY!!! 

 I love you so much I could SING~! In fact...I think I will!!

*AHEM* Sorry got a little carried away there. And yes. That is me. Of course it is! But yeah - she's been helping me cope with my work and for this I will love her - Lucy (a.k.a Duncan, my boyfriend) for all of time!

However, she is now pushing her luck by playing the Compare the Meerkat advert over and over...which pains me (literally) because the Muskrat makes me collapse on the floor in hysterics EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

 Well, at least I can be grateful that as soon as this essay is done then all I have left is two more exams - sociology and Japanese - and then I AM FREEEE~ and I can go spend Christmas and New year with my beautiful friend Emily and the lovely Vanessa. <3 (No I won't be spending this time with family.)

I will have looooads of work to do over the holidays (particularly for Japanese) but I try not to think of this.

Jaa~ Sayonara~

Bloody blood tests!

Hey there~

Well, my doctor has succeded in worrying me about my health now. I mean, I knew I have been unwell for a while now, but his reaction was not nice.

 Me: so...what now?
 

Doctor: let me check your pulse *grabs arm* ....hmmm *looks worried* I think we need a blood test.

(Is it just me or is that a doctors answer for everything?)

Doctor: okay...we'll book you in for a blood test straight away, you can have it as soon as possible. Then we need another appointment together next week aswell. mmmm...and then we'll look at the results and see what we need to do then...

Me: thinking: am I dying or something? Whats with that expression? TELL ME GOD DAMNIT!

However, Doctors, I find love to keep you in suspense;

Is death imminent? Will I live to love another day? Will I even be here long enough to understand the doctors meaningful expression? Find out next time!

 *Ahem* Excuse the picture...I was bored and I don't have my tablet with me soooo...it's turned out like this. I hate drawing with a mouse.

But anyway~ On a lighter note I am off SHOPPINGS tomorow, with Lucy~<3.

 I need food in my room...I am honestly eating next to nothing. Which is making life interesting.

 Oh, and I'm not suffering from an eating disorder or anything...this is actually part of the reason I'm going to the doctor.

Plus, I need CHRISTMAS PRESEEEENTS! For all the people I love the mostest!

Why must Christmas eat away at my money so much though?? Maybe I should just not love people quite SO much...

  Well....time for me to bid you adieu~